Hitler was soooooooooooooooo emo

That was awesome man, I was laughing my head off. See you on the front page!

I came, I opened, I laughed

That was an ingenious creation of comedic brilliance. The concept is perfect; Being from another planet would insure no knowledge of normal things to us, therefore creating an easy laugh. This has been done many times, but you have made it funny in your very own way. The voices that you use, and the exaggerated injuries make this very funny indeed. The animation was nicely done, and so was the implemented long pausing fbf style. Overall this was a brilliant piece, and let me be the (hopefully) first to say that this will make front page!

What's this button do?

Haha! That was funnier than decline!!!!!!!! God dammit, this is the best fucking thing I've ever seen on Newgrounds!!! And the funniest! But seriously, impotant? Last time I checked, "I" was in capitals, not spelt "i". Some mistakes that bring it down 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 notches have to be fixed.

REALLYBIGSHOE

Cult classic

The lack of menu and instructions, limited power-ups, no lives and no high score function may scare people, but I believe these are great, great things. The game is incredibly stylish and indeed will become a cult classic.

Hahahehehe........ Good times

Woah that was cool. Like crapping heck, I would consider the source code to that a fucking birthday present. Complex, accurate, and brilliant. One problem, I think its too easy to slow down. One press in the opposite direction, and you're at a standstill. But god I don't fucking care because unlike many, I know that actionscript is a fat prick, so don't worry about my pickiness. Let me re-phrase it actually; If it is possible to be done in a short amount of time, if you would take the liberty to adjust the fact that the wheel slows down too fast. There. Now I'm not rude. Just very literate.

AWSUM

Man, I loved the original, though unsuprisingly, the original is better. I actually own it, and I play it frequently. This is a nice adaption, so congratulations. Unfortunately no points for originality, but it still is as addictive and fun as the first. Funnily enough, not many people know this is an adaptation, but that's good because you'll get a higher rating! So good on you, and next time let's see an original!