Chindamo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Welcome to Earth- tape 1]

I came, I opened, I laughed

That was an ingenious creation of comedic brilliance. The concept is perfect; Being from another planet would insure no knowledge of normal things to us, therefore creating an easy laugh. This has been done many times, but you have made it funny in your very own way. The voices that you use, and the exaggerated injuries make this very funny indeed. The animation was nicely done, and so was the implemented long pausing fbf style. Overall this was a brilliant piece, and let me be the (hopefully) first to say that this will make front page!

Troy-W responds:

Thank you very much!

["Dare"]

front page ma' boya

This is a very touching piece that deserves a mantle on the front page of Newgrounds. I have no idea what provoked the person below to be an arsehole, but to him I say, "WHAT FUCKING MOVIE WERE YOU WATCHING!" Oh wait, I sort of just realised that he obviously hasn't got any flash out there, or has never used flash. Because quite obviously, it's not for everyone. Movies aren't based intirely on style and sound, as said he wouldn't have realised the effort of the graphics. So I would ignore such idiocy. But this may even be a portal to the top 50 my friend. It's better than Warbears and Territory War so I guess it should be in the top fifty. Seriously I wanted to blam Territory War. I sort of realise now It is worthy of the portal. Just not the top fifty. Actually I don't know if it's still there. The fad might have died. Whoah have I gone off the subject! Excuse that. I just don't have the energy to delete my hard work. Your style actually reminds me very much of Hot Diggety Demon. Funny that. It was a very advanced flash, and for that It must be recognised. Anyway I gotta go, there playing The Spice Girls or something on the radio. AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

squeakytoad responds:

Whoah. Long review.
And the guy below is always entitled to his opinion. As long as it's not abusive.

Glad you liked it so much. Thanks for the review!

[Mayhem Episode 1 Trailer]

killer

This is very good, the only problem I see is the lame ass background buildings. It looks like a kindergartener tried to draw his house.

Mayze3385 responds:

Lol I'm sorry, like I said, it was a spur-of-the-moment idea, and on the finished product, I won't be so lazy! I'll be sure to put more work into it and get everything up to par- thanks for the honesty!

[The Couch Potato]

oh man!

That was awesome! Awesome! I've never seen anything like that before! This is completely new to me. That would have been so hard to do man. Good direction of photography for a... a... flash-made-by-taking-picture-of-pieces-of-paper-and-putting
-each-picture-on-a-different-frame! I loved it! So original, great concept, aw man, one of my favourites! Hope to see you on the top fifty of all time pal! You rock!

Sunspot01 responds:

Thanks! I appreciate that! Cut out animation is very time consuming, but it gives you such a different look.

[Rainbows and butterflies!]

Oh god not again........

sigh... When will you learn... Lets revise. Collabs, well, the way you guys do collabs, suk. Ok got that? Let's move on. The Clock Crew, to state the obvious, are the scum of Newgrounds. You're the Jocks of Newgrounds. Don't go trying to be sumthin your not. Look, the people who submit stuff here, maybe are a little popular, but we're not the coolest people around. When the cool people try to do this stuff, It works out crap. You wanna know why? COZ U HAV NO SENSE OF HUMOUR WATSOEVA. So when we add collabs, which suk, with The Clock Crew, who also suk, we get one whole sukapalooza. And that's my opinion.

tictacs responds:

You can't spell.

How in the fuck did you spell have wrong?

[I Like to Watch]

yeah real funny

You call that humour? Having Venom(Or some1 who looks like Venom) Masturbate and pole dance and rape that thing? I stopped watching there because 1, stop motions suck ass, and 2 that was a particulary bad stop motion. Sux. Mega Sux.

jammers-c responds:

The thing that "looked like Venom" was an orc action figure from lotr.

[Yoshi's Island 3 Contest]

That wa' cooooooooool

I liked that. Being a retro fan might have helped that opinion but I thought it was kick ass. Liked what you did. Outtakes were funny too. Keep it up!

MetalMario responds:

Thanx! To be honest, I only added the outakes because I thought it was a little short.

[Batfink Advanced]

uuuuuhhhhh........... Okay........................

I use to watch Batfink. I liked it because it was so bad that it was funny. This was alright, I liked it how you took the piss out of the characters, but the sound was recorded badly, but hey, I don't care, as long as I can hear it. The sonar ray and the missile sheild was a funny parody. God, in one original episode the batilac fell of a cliff, into the sea, and blown up by an atombomb. The explanation? "Luckily the Batilac has an anti-cliff falling enging, an oxygen filter, and a protective atom bomb sheild." That made me laugh my head off. You weren't as funny, but it was okay. Keep tryin.

Chindamo

azza343 responds:

If I can get at least one person to reminisce about Batfink back in the day than I don't care about my score

[Elite]

Futurama copied matix first. Dont man. plz?

The Futurama cartoon series copied The Matrix a month or so after it's release. A few years later, The Matrix is in every parody in the world. There will be a minimum of a week before you will see someone try to bend back pretending to be Neo dodging bullets. And I'm sick of it. It was a sweet ass movie, but be the tinsiest bit original eh? But you didn't do that. It's the frickin' machines. Why the machines!? It's a rip off of Terminator, call it "The Destroyinator" or some other funny parody name. But in conclusion, machine=bad, terminator robot=sweet ass lookin', and alternate ending=funny. The ninja looks like a turd with arms and legs.

DifferentName responds:

At first i thought you were joking, but now i see you're just an idiot. The bullet dodging was NOTHING like the kind they have in the matrix. And i suppose you think the sci fi movies of the 50's that had evil robots were copying also copying the Terminator? If you want to say i copy sci fi in general, fine. But you're an idiot to insult me just because the terminator had a robot fighting with people too, and cause a guy ran away from machine gun fire.